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IF YOU CAN SEE THE INVISIBLE, THEN YOU CAN DO THE IMPOSSIBLE

Football is upon us... Thank God.

"On any given Sunday you're gonna win or you're gonna lose. The point is - can you win or lose like a man?" (Any given Sunday, 1999) << MORE >>

We should all feel a taste of fame now and then.

"The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here! ... Page 73 - Johnson, Navin R.! I'm somebody now! Millions of people look at this book everyday! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity - your name in print - that makes people. I'm in print! Things are going to start happening to me now." (The Jerk, 1979)<< MORE >>

I'm all for self-expression and individuality, but this might be pushing it.

"Your positive perception of me is vital to my existence" (Coneheads, 1993)<< MORE >>

Don't hassel the Hoff....just bash him on TV for a comedy roast.

"Knight Rider, a shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist. Michael Knight, a young loner on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent, the helpless, the powerless, in a world of criminals who operate above the law." (Knight Rider, 1982) << MORE >>

Stop parking your SUV's in the compact spaces you lazy bastards !

"Was that fight really over a parking space?" (A Bronx Tale, 1993) << MORE >>

Vanilla Ice is getting a "home repair" reality show. I love this country.

"We accept the reality of the world with which we are presented." (The Truman Show, 1998) << MORE >>

So my birthday just passed...Where the hell have the years gone?

"(Marissa):... you forgot your birthday, damnit Frank ... Will Ferrell (Frank): ... I'm such an idiot ...(Old School, 2003) << MORE >>

Some people have jobs, other people have careers. Which do you currently have?

"The biggest thrill a ballplayer can have is when your son takes after you. That happened when my Bobby was in his championship Little League game. He really showed me something. Struck out three times. Made an error that lost the game. Parents were throwing things at our car and swearing at us as we drove off. Gosh, I was proud." (Bob Uecker, 1980) << MORE >>

How often do you feel disrespected in your daily life?

"It ain't the way I wanted it! I can handle things! I'm smart! Not like everybody says... like dumb... I'm smart and I want respect!" (The Godfather, 1972) << MORE >>

Its amazing how often things change, yet forever stay the same.

"If women don't want men to lie, then they should stop asking them stupid questions." (Comedian Sinbad, 2010) << MORE >>
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