It almost makes me wanna visit Louisville.
So apparently they got these new commercials out there in Louisville promoting it as "Possibility City". One ad has some kid wishing he were somewhere else, and it talks about the kid wishing he had a girl with a tattoo on her butt. Another ad shows some old people dancing around and mimics the erectile dysfunction ads, and shows that you can have 'fun' for over four hours and not need a doctor in their city. I............. Love it...................
They should have these kinds of ads in other cities around the country. It might help boost the economy. Picture this: "Ladies, do you crave more attention from others? Do you like muscular guys with short spiked hair, tribal band tattoos, inherited money, and a nice tan? Then come to Florida.
How about this: "Guys, do you like 'Cougars' with fake tits, a small waist, and a large bank account? Then come to Beverly Hills.........ok ok ok, last one........ "People, do you need more confidence? Need to boost your ego? Need a stronger cursing vocabulary and the ability to make people cry at will if need be to make yourself feel better? Then move to New York City, and tell everyone to "go f*ck ya self".
It's about time someone out there is taking some pride in their city, and doing whatever they can to attract some newbies to their lovely hometown.
I think car dealerships should be jumping on this trend............... "Gentlemen, are you lonely? Do you need some hot pieces of a$$ in your life? Then come on down to BMW and make your dreams come true"....................
They should have these kinds of ads in other cities around the country. It might help boost the economy. Picture this: "Ladies, do you crave more attention from others? Do you like muscular guys with short spiked hair, tribal band tattoos, inherited money, and a nice tan? Then come to Florida.
How about this: "Guys, do you like 'Cougars' with fake tits, a small waist, and a large bank account? Then come to Beverly Hills.........ok ok ok, last one........ "People, do you need more confidence? Need to boost your ego? Need a stronger cursing vocabulary and the ability to make people cry at will if need be to make yourself feel better? Then move to New York City, and tell everyone to "go f*ck ya self".
It's about time someone out there is taking some pride in their city, and doing whatever they can to attract some newbies to their lovely hometown.
I think car dealerships should be jumping on this trend............... "Gentlemen, are you lonely? Do you need some hot pieces of a$$ in your life? Then come on down to BMW and make your dreams come true"....................
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