I've said it before, and I'll say it again, God bless Lesbian clubs.
What better place for three straight guys to go on a Friday night then a lesbian club. It was a first time experience for my two friends last night, so I had the pleasure of watching their amazement and shock at everything they saw throughout the night. I don't even know where to start here... Well, first of all, there's just nothing like having a hot and sexy "shot girl" sell you a shot, and speak to you using her voice which sounded deeper then mine...Hmmmmmm....she/he had really great breasts though.
It was also fun to watch my friends look on as 5 women....(well, the shot girl/guy was one of the five) get on top of the bar counter and dance...all the while getting felt up by other women and even giving one lucky female customer a lap dance that puts strippers to shame.
Another source for "shock and awe" would be whats doing on the dance floor. There is basically no space to move, so all my boy Abomb can do is sit back, shake his rump shaker, and randomly grind into numerous women. And, oh yeah, don't forget the one big rule....When questioned while mid thrust into a hot chicks a$$ in this situation, remember to state that you are gay, In the Immortal words of Clint Eastwood in the movie "Heartbreak Ridge", you must improvise, adjust, adapt. It makes them quickly go back into grinding and smiling.
As for my boy Corey, he was also a "fish out of water" here. He, being the former model of the group, is used to girls approaching him at clubs, thus giving him the pleasure of telling them his woman his much hotter and much smarter then they are, and goes home happy to that woman knowing he "still got it". But here, of course, there were no women who remotely came close to approaching him. But I think he enjoyed the night out anyway, and who can blame him. Hell, who can blame any guy for enjoying the hell out of this experience.
Ask my boy Abomb, he will tell you that there is just nothing like seeing two hot girls make out with each other and feel each other up on the middle of the dance floor.
It was also fun to watch my friends look on as 5 women....(well, the shot girl/guy was one of the five) get on top of the bar counter and dance...all the while getting felt up by other women and even giving one lucky female customer a lap dance that puts strippers to shame.
Another source for "shock and awe" would be whats doing on the dance floor. There is basically no space to move, so all my boy Abomb can do is sit back, shake his rump shaker, and randomly grind into numerous women. And, oh yeah, don't forget the one big rule....When questioned while mid thrust into a hot chicks a$$ in this situation, remember to state that you are gay, In the Immortal words of Clint Eastwood in the movie "Heartbreak Ridge", you must improvise, adjust, adapt. It makes them quickly go back into grinding and smiling.
As for my boy Corey, he was also a "fish out of water" here. He, being the former model of the group, is used to girls approaching him at clubs, thus giving him the pleasure of telling them his woman his much hotter and much smarter then they are, and goes home happy to that woman knowing he "still got it". But here, of course, there were no women who remotely came close to approaching him. But I think he enjoyed the night out anyway, and who can blame him. Hell, who can blame any guy for enjoying the hell out of this experience.
Ask my boy Abomb, he will tell you that there is just nothing like seeing two hot girls make out with each other and feel each other up on the middle of the dance floor.
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