VIVA LAS VEGAS !!! (Part 1)
Ladies and gentlemen.............I went to Vegas baby!!!
Let's start off part one of a short series of blogs regarding this trip to discuss the Vegas Strip itself and all its hotels/casinos. First of all, it becomes more and more obvious that we all have no chance of winning any money playing slot machines, so don't bother playing them. And for god sakes, stay clear of the computerized roulette, poker and blackjack games as well. Take your chances at a table (preferably one that includes a hot looking dealer wearing practically nothing).
I've never seen money go away so quick in my life. One minute, I am enjoying the sight of flashing lights, pretty colors/designs and cute cartoon characters.............and the next thing I know, I'm down $40 bucks............What the F*ck??? Then, to this sad and short story quick, I will give a quick word of advice................. don't be like me and lose your god damn keys in a casino because it was like 3am and you've been up since 4am the previous morning........Somehow, by the grace of god, a security guard found them.
I also had the pleasure of seeing the new Casino-hotel-mall-condos-whatever else they fit into the damn space. Outside of the stupid artwork that my Fiance's brother said looked like a big eraser, it was pretty impressive. Although, I do have a question........Isn't our economy in the dumper right now??? If so, then this place is in serious trouble, because the mall section basically has every high-end, name brand boutique known to man in the joint, and it looked like everyone was doing more window-shopping then anything else.
Oh, and did I mention that it was cold as f*ck out their in Vegas this past week. I did kind of enjoy the whole volcano show at the Mirage, and the water show at the Bellagio, but i had to wear like 3 shirts and a leather jacket just to keep myself from freezing to death.
Anyway, the Vegas strip was pretty much what I expected................You are their for the entertainment, not the make any money (because you can't).....There were plenty of girls, who even in 40 degrees, were wearing mini skirts, tight shirts and hooker shoes. And you gotta love the guys with the "Girls, Girls, Girls" t-shirts giving away cards with pictures of naked chicks on them.
Oh, and by the way, I have a question for all the wonderful parents out there.............why are you bringing your kids to Vegas? I know its Christmas and all, but can't you just open some presents with them and leave them at home. Or do you enjoy seeing the smiling, yet odd looks on their faces as cars with billboards of naked chicks drives buy again and again to promote women you can purchase for all your children to see?
You gotta love Vegas....................Tune in next time for Part two of my adventure.............and hopefully it will make sense...........I seem to have a terrible case of Attention Deficit Disorder or something so my mind races even faster then fingers on this computer......
Let's start off part one of a short series of blogs regarding this trip to discuss the Vegas Strip itself and all its hotels/casinos. First of all, it becomes more and more obvious that we all have no chance of winning any money playing slot machines, so don't bother playing them. And for god sakes, stay clear of the computerized roulette, poker and blackjack games as well. Take your chances at a table (preferably one that includes a hot looking dealer wearing practically nothing).
I've never seen money go away so quick in my life. One minute, I am enjoying the sight of flashing lights, pretty colors/designs and cute cartoon characters.............and the next thing I know, I'm down $40 bucks............What the F*ck??? Then, to this sad and short story quick, I will give a quick word of advice................. don't be like me and lose your god damn keys in a casino because it was like 3am and you've been up since 4am the previous morning........Somehow, by the grace of god, a security guard found them.
I also had the pleasure of seeing the new Casino-hotel-mall-condos-whatever else they fit into the damn space. Outside of the stupid artwork that my Fiance's brother said looked like a big eraser, it was pretty impressive. Although, I do have a question........Isn't our economy in the dumper right now??? If so, then this place is in serious trouble, because the mall section basically has every high-end, name brand boutique known to man in the joint, and it looked like everyone was doing more window-shopping then anything else.
Oh, and did I mention that it was cold as f*ck out their in Vegas this past week. I did kind of enjoy the whole volcano show at the Mirage, and the water show at the Bellagio, but i had to wear like 3 shirts and a leather jacket just to keep myself from freezing to death.
Anyway, the Vegas strip was pretty much what I expected................You are their for the entertainment, not the make any money (because you can't).....There were plenty of girls, who even in 40 degrees, were wearing mini skirts, tight shirts and hooker shoes. And you gotta love the guys with the "Girls, Girls, Girls" t-shirts giving away cards with pictures of naked chicks on them.
Oh, and by the way, I have a question for all the wonderful parents out there.............why are you bringing your kids to Vegas? I know its Christmas and all, but can't you just open some presents with them and leave them at home. Or do you enjoy seeing the smiling, yet odd looks on their faces as cars with billboards of naked chicks drives buy again and again to promote women you can purchase for all your children to see?
You gotta love Vegas....................Tune in next time for Part two of my adventure.............and hopefully it will make sense...........I seem to have a terrible case of Attention Deficit Disorder or something so my mind races even faster then fingers on this computer......
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