Viva Las Vegas (Part 2)
So I experienced my first Vegas.............with my mother.................Obviously it takes a little away from things to have your mother in the group for a Vegas trip, but god bless her......Let the woman have her fun..............and fun she had...............Of course, having a mother on a trip comes with a lot of work and rules.............mainly picture taking and patience............because of the picture taking..........I've never walked, stopped, walk, stopped, walk, stopped, so much in my life........
For me, bar none, the best part of the trip was watching my mother enjoy the concept casinos have of offering free liquor (and wine) while gaming...........For the sake of my mother's reputation, I will not comment further on what transpired due to this fact.......god bless her......I would also like to thank my Uncle and his partner for showering and spoiling us with gifts and food the entire trip...I would also like to thank them for putting up with the walking, stopping, walking, stopping...........you get the picture (literally)....
I have a question....................why was Santa gyrating and getting felt up by Mrs. Clause while sitting in a wheel chair along the road in downtown Vegas? Another question...............why did my mother feel the need to get a picture with the gyrating Santa? Another question...........is there anyone who still falls for the homeless guy trick of going up to people and saying they need money for a bus to (name the city)?
Anyway, Vegas was great as usual............except for the fact that I didn't win any jackpot, and so my sorry a$$ has to go back to work on Monday. And I want to thank Fitzgeralds Casino in downtown for having $2 blackjack for poor people like me and for also winning a few bucks for me in the slots............
I also want to thank my fiance for her energy............For without her, I would not have had the pleasure (and physical motivation and ability) to put in what seemed like 24 hour days out there gambling............
For me, bar none, the best part of the trip was watching my mother enjoy the concept casinos have of offering free liquor (and wine) while gaming...........For the sake of my mother's reputation, I will not comment further on what transpired due to this fact.......god bless her......I would also like to thank my Uncle and his partner for showering and spoiling us with gifts and food the entire trip...I would also like to thank them for putting up with the walking, stopping, walking, stopping...........you get the picture (literally)....
I have a question....................why was Santa gyrating and getting felt up by Mrs. Clause while sitting in a wheel chair along the road in downtown Vegas? Another question...............why did my mother feel the need to get a picture with the gyrating Santa? Another question...........is there anyone who still falls for the homeless guy trick of going up to people and saying they need money for a bus to (name the city)?
Anyway, Vegas was great as usual............except for the fact that I didn't win any jackpot, and so my sorry a$$ has to go back to work on Monday. And I want to thank Fitzgeralds Casino in downtown for having $2 blackjack for poor people like me and for also winning a few bucks for me in the slots............
I also want to thank my fiance for her energy............For without her, I would not have had the pleasure (and physical motivation and ability) to put in what seemed like 24 hour days out there gambling............
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