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    Call me crazy, but I tend to get a bit of a kick out of watching hot chicks in skimpy clothing smile and dealing roulette, blackjack, etc..  Of course, I can't afford to actually sit down at their tables and play for $25 or more a hand, but who needs to play when I can just stand back a few feet away like every other pervert in the place and get some free enjoyment.
    Its amazing how much smarter and 'ahead-of-the-game' these casinos always are.  It starts with simply being able to press a button rather then hauling down on a big ass rod at the right side of the slot machines to allow for us to spin more quickly.  Then it was the absolutely brilliant fuckin idea of having us exchange all of our cash into cute little playing chips, because, psychologically, it just seems as though we appear to be willing again and again to gamble more and more of these chips.............because its like we are not actually losing any money..............because their God Damn Chips !
    Anyway, let me say this to you, my wonderful people............If you are over 30 years old, I recommend that you don't stay awake for over 36 hours straight.  Bad things just seem to happen when you do.
    Although, it's amazing just how your body works.  Its amazing how, at some point, after waking up Friday 8am, staying up all day, driving to Vegas after midnight, and then later finding yourself having plenty of energy around 6pm on Saturday gambling your little heart way........(And I thought that liquor made you sleepy........maybe its beer only..........ahhhh whatever works)
    Not to be a bad influence or anything, but I think I am ready to suggest that everyone (over 21 of course) get absolutely hammered for at least one full day when visiting this nice little town.  
    Of course, my problem at casinos remains the same.  I always stay too long, play too much, and forget that I am not required to actually play something or spin something at all times...................(I did learn that you can't fall asleep for even a minute at the Fremont Casino in downtown Vegas, because a very big gentlemen will apparently swarm on you and yell at you to wake the fuck up).
    Anyway, back to the hot chicks.  Its amazing how separated we continue to be in our society when it comes to the rich getting richer, and, for that matter, the expensive casinos getting richer off the wealthy who flock to their overpriced card games (remember..........hot chicks in skimpy outfits)
    Try this one time.....take a survey........go to the Wynn, Caesars Palace, and the Bellagio and tell me what the women employees look like.  Then travel to the Sahara, Stratosphere, Circus Circus, and pretty much any casino in downtown, and tell me what you see then...................Hmmmmmmmmmmmm... I'll tell you what you see, chicks in their 20's and early 30's with blond hair, big tits, flat stomaches, and a smile that makes you wanna empty your pockets at the first 3 places mentioned.  While, at the others, you see your mom, aunt, not so attractive step sister, and some grandmothers. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.
    I don't get it.  Even the shittiest looking casino in downtown has card games where you can gamble 100s and 1000s of dollars per hand, but yet you are there quitely losing your money to Aunt Ethel to support her deadbeat son and nephew who are out there on the streets abusing meth and playing craps on the local street corner.
    Oh well, i guess i'm just hating again because I don't have the money to blow at the best casinos in town, but can't a low wage non profit employee who works with children be able to lose a few bucks playing at a $1 blackjack table while enjoying the sight of a sexy 22 year old import from Texas?
What do ya think a that?