Vanilla Ice is getting a "home repair" reality show. I love this country.

    I think I am finally ready to have my own reality show.  I believe I deserve it, because if Vanilla Ice can star in a show about building houses, then I should be able to have a show where I build model airplanes, make houses out of a deck of cards, or write blogs on my laptop in my underwear.
    I think I'm starting to forget what is real anymore.  To put it in other terms, I'm starting to feel as though the movie "Inception" starring Leonardo Dicaprio actually seemed more realistic then what I am currently witnessing on reality TV and in life these days.
    I'm hoping the next show that will come out in the fall involves "Therapy with Dr. Dre" or "Making the right decision and sticking to it", starring Brett Favre.
    You know what's funny? i watch this show called "Lie to Me" on FOX.  Great show.  Anyways, point is, at the beginning of the show, it puts up this little written statement about the stuff in the show not being fact, or based on something fictional...............hmmmmmmmm...... So what your saying is, FBI, profilers, Dr.'s and lie deception experts are based on fictional characters, but the 'contestants' on Flavor of Love, Rock of Love, and whatever the hell name of that show with Brandy's little brother, were real, authentic, and looking for a relationship. (oh, and that chick on 'Big Brother' with the redish fake hair and big tits is an aspiring chemist =>  I fuckin give up.

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