Stop parking your SUV's in the compact spaces you lazy bastards !

How much further can the people in our great country push the boundaries of selfishness and ego? I mean, come on ! Are you really that fucking lazy, selfish and just down right annoying enough to park your god damn boat of a vehicle in a small ass spot?
I know about the whole theory of guys with big trucks having small genitalia ( I have a small car by the way, no need to overcompensate). But what's the thought process behind these guys, along with various soccer mom's and other fellow douchebags, parking their escalade, minivan and hummer into a parking space that has a little ole sign that states 'COMPACT' !
I mean, honestly people, are you that god damn important that you feel as though you should not have to endure the harsh reality of having to park your oversized car an extra 100 feet away from your precious Starbux, California PIzza Kitchen or dive bar?
Get over yourself ! Besides, most of you need the extra walking distance anyway. But of course, this is America in the 21st century, where you can drive right up to fast food joints to get your slop handed to you, order your pizza and even groceries online and have them delivered, and in the wonderful state of Florida, you can even drive up to a window and buy your liquor (god i loved the irony of that place in the city of Deerfield Bch. i wonder if that shithole is still around).
Anyway, point is this, show a little self respect for others around you for once in your sorry ass life and park your dumb ass car into a spot where it fits between those cute little white lines. Or did you fail that part of elementary school and were unable to color in between those lines. If so, get a decal and park in the handicap spot you idiot
What do ya think a that?.
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