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    Raise your hand if you have ever met a girl who, after your forth day of knowing her, asked you to babysit her infant son overnight......What? I'm the only sucker..... I mean, the only one?...........dammit.
    Anyway, I didn't know.  I was young.  I actually thought it was very flattering of her to have so much trust in me.  Right up until she told me that the only other person she could turn to was her 'stripper' friend who has what some may call a bit of a cocaine problem.
    
    Have you ever been with a woman, in your bed, naked, starting to have that wonderful time of passion, when, all of a sudden, her cell phone rings.  She then jumps up from the bed, covers her breasts and "private area" with her hands, and screams out, "Oh my god !, its my mother".  HUH ?  aren't we in my bed....in my apartment......with nobody else around......i don't recall her mother putting video cameras in my bedroom.  The woman then immediately puts her clothes on and goes home.

    How about this.  How about the woman who, during the beginning of the relationship, expresses her full desire to have threesomes with yours truly, and other women............... Yeah !!!!!!!!!!! sounds great, right?  That's exactly what I thought.  Right up until, 30 days into the relationship, she says the magical words, " I love you"........... oh, and those other magical words, "My hot bisexual friend told me that I would regret bringing another woman into bed with us, so I can't go through with it"......................Nooooooooooo!

Like I said, smart move getting married.  Bring on the wedding !

What do ya think a that?