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    It's that time of year again.  Time to spend money you don't have, see family you don't wanna see, and express joy in receiving gifts you don't really like.
    I think what everyone really needs is a jolly ole fat drunk named Uncle Paulie to liven up the joint.  When I have children, I want them to stay up Christmas Eve, stare out the window, and be on the lookout for a man who smells of urine and budweiser.