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    So, can we all agree that the 'stripper code on boundaries' doesn't exist when the patrons at the club are women?
    I, as a man, would like to have all the fondling rights that a woman has at the strip club when getting a lap dance.
    First all, I do have to admit it, its a great feeling to walk into a strip club accompanied by two hot women.  Its my one chance in life to truly feel like a celebrity.  Its very empowering for some strange reason, and I should probably not feel this way.....but.....oh well.
    So I'm at this strip club, and even from the very beginning, you know its always about the women patrons.  As my wife and her friend quickly stroll through the doors and into the club, i of course, get stopped by security and proceed to be patted down.
    Before long, over the come the strippers.  And they are making no contact with me. Oh on, they wanna see whats going on with the chicks.  Thankfully (from a man's point of view), one of the women in my little entourage agreed to take one for the team and get herself a little dance. (no it wasn't my wife, but i will continue to try and make that happen one day)
    Then comes the perverted part of the evening (talking about me of course).  The stripper asks if I would like to watch it go down.  Hmmmmm, let me think about it....... uh, yeah....
    So there I am, my face pressed against a see-through-fenced-in-wall of sorts at the club, watching one woman fondle another one.
    After enjoying the view, I then started thinking, hey wait, thats not fair, how come she gets to put her hands all over the girl, and get dry-humped consistently for what seemed like forever (ok, purvey guy exaggeration, sorry).
    Meanwhile, Joe Fatso is sitting practically with his hands tied behind his back a couple booths over so that Mr. Sercurity won't throw his chester molester ass out.  
    It's a double standard !, and I won't stand for it anymore.  Im for equality molestation at the strip club.

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