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   Please, someone else admit that they watched this train wreck at midnight at a local LA theater near you.
    I can't really describe in words what i experienced at a theater recently in West Hollywood watching this...(and no, the crazy experience in west hollywood had nothing to do with guys in booty shorts or women more manly then me)
    It was all about this Movie.....I dont know if I can really call it a movie.  How about I just refer to it as an attraction.  Yeah, thats make more sense.
    So, anyway, I was at this amusement Park in West Hollywood, and went on a ride..........A ride that is......The Room.
    Where do I start?  Ok, how about this.  The Title? Even the fuckin title made no sense.  They were better off calling the movie "Huh?"
    But, honestly, its not about the movie.  In fact, I would pay money to anyone reading this article to go out, try and find this damn thing somewhere on a DVD, and watch it......by yourself......and watch the entire movie from start to finish....
    Luckily, I went the other route.  I went the route of the "cult following" movie-goer experience.  Remember people, safety in numbers... (especially when it comes to watching this movie)
    Oh, and also, I recommend watching it with LA/Hollywood Hipsters (or whatever the fuck LA type are called these days)
    Honestly, I can say that I literally watched/saw the attraction on stage, but most of my listening/hearing was of the audience commentary...throughout the entire movie.......nonstop.... (insert black people joke here)
    And its more then just talking (or in this case, 100+ people yelling at the top of their lungs). Its about the acting.  Nooooooo, people acting..............in Hollywood...........wow...........i'm shocked...........
    Well, thats what went on. And, to be serious for a moment, I have to admit that I couldn't have done it without them. Plus, I got to throw plastic spoons into the air and watch them hit people throughout the theater (I know that made no sense, but google the damn movie and you'll find out about the damn spoons)
    Anyway, I guess the point I am trying to make (if i'm trying to even make one) is that people in the industry today should stop making shitty remakes, overpay actors, and put that shit on 3D  to squeeze out every last dollar the American consumer.
    They are better off 'owning' their shitty movie.  They are better off accepting the fact that they put our crap, just to make crap, and just to stay in the news.  And when their shit and crap is out there..........embrace it........take pride in it.........and have fun with it..................because, in the end, its supposed to be entertainment anyway.........Entertainment doesn't have to be good, intellectual, thought provoking and inspiring..........it just has to be entertaining........................(oh, and it helps to have those damn cult following weirdos)
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